Can't win

An old friend rings up,

OF :(giggling) You weren't a gay-basher when we lived together,
Me : No, and I'm not now...
OF : Yes you are...
Me : No I'm not. I'm a gay supporter...
OF : No you're not. You're a gay-basher.
Me : Bullshit. I'm a poofter-basher...
OF : No you're not. You're a....what ?
Me : I'm a poofter-basher.
(pause)
OF :(giggling) I'm confused.
Me : You're French...
OF : That's rascist !
Me : Feel like a drink ?
OF : That's sexist !
Me : Yes or no ?
OF : What time ?

Can't win.