Sexting

One Saturday evening a young woman climbed into the front seat at a railway station...

• Her- Oh my God, I’ve just had the weirdest date.
• Me- Oh?
• Her- A girlfriend arranged for me to go out with this guy she studies with. But after dinner he says he has to meet some friends and he’ll drop me at the station. Huh? And even worst-when he drops me off he says, “Unless you can offer me something else..?” I just played dumb but it was obvious what he meant.
• Me- Maybe he wanted some gum, or a cigarette. Had he been drinking?
• Her- No, he was driving. I mean, who does he think I am? I’m brought up in a good family from the country. I’m not like these city girls, dressed for sex or talking trash. I could have easily refused to meet him cause he’s deaf or I couldn’t be bothered making an effort for someone I didn't really know.
• Me- He’s deaf?
• Her- Yeah. (her phone sounds an incoming call alert)
• Her- It's from him. (reading text aloud) 'Hey, are you okay? Sorry about leaving you at the station.'
• Her- (composing reply, read aloud) No_I’m_very_disappointed.
• Me- If he's deaf how did you communicate?
• Her- A little bit with the hands but mainly with texting.
• Me- You had dinner together by texting each other for conversation?
• Her- Yeah, but I didn’t mind, cause I thought he was a decent guy who would respect me. Not just to dump me at the station because his mates were waiting for him. Sheesh.
• (the phone sounds another alert)
• Her- Oh. My. God! I don’t believe this guy...I can hardly breathe...
• Me- What is it?
• Her- (reading his text aloud) 'It’s just that I really wanted to have sex tonight. So I arranged to meet a fuck-buddy and she’s been waiting for half an hour. That’s why I couldn’t drive you home.'
• Me- Charming!
• Her- (composing her reply aloud) You_are_totally_pathetic. Never_contact_me_again. What a loser.
• Me- Reckon.

Comments

[jayjay]

This guy was not only physically challenged but also socially challenged. Just make a note that there's one less fish in the sea.

[clekitty]

OMG. That's a shocking date story. That poor girl. I hope he paid for the dinner at least!!

[Art]

so were they like, showing each other their phone screens or actually using credit texting each other during the date? if it's the latter that's especially funny.