Disrespect

Once I was driving down Oxford Street when a drunken Irish passenger leaned out the window and loudly abused the crowd waiting outside Stonewall. “Fook off, yous durty fookin’ faggots!”

Such vilification against gays, rarely seen from passengers, really surprised me and I told him so. Anyway, I suggested, anal sex wasn’t exclusive to gay men.

"Actually, lad, my girlfriend loves it,” he countered, “but it’s nothing to do with that. It’s just that those durty fookers kiss each other!”

On Wednesday evening I was telling another driver how earlier in the shift I’d carried two lipstick lesbians. He asked, “How do you know they were lesbians?” “Because one minute they were chatting away,” I explained, “then it suddenly went quiet." They were having a deep and prolonged bout of tonsil tickling.

This had the driver recounting a similar experience where he’d carried two off-duty policewomen doing the same thing. Except in his case he stopped the cab and gave them the choice of behaving or getting out. After roundly abusing him they got out.

When I wondered if the kissing had distracted him enough to become a safety issue, he said, “Not at all. It’s because they disrespected me in my workplace. They also would be upset if I came into their workplace with my girlfriend and started kissing and cuddling.”

I couldn’t argue with that.

Comments

[LaLa]

That Irish bloke is dreaming if he thinks anyone would have anal sex with moron like him

[Aleksey]

Do you know the statue of "Manneken Pis" ? There are a lot of replicas around the world and even the stickers for the gasoline tank door.
But "Manneken defecating" statue does not exist. And even the "the girl pissing" statues are very rare. Do you know why?
Because it is difficult to tell by the shape of statue what the girl is doing - just pissing or also much more.
This is all anti-aesthetic. The gays are anti-aesthetic because they remind about defecation and even more. Being openly gay is the same aesthetic as defecating openly in the street.
The reaction of your passenger was physiologically normal I think.

[marcellous]

@ aleksey: bizarre, baroque and bollocks.

@ adrian:

Put your colleague to the test. Has he ever asked a straight couple to get out of the cab for kissing?

[Aleksey]

@marcellous
It is not my question, but for "straight couple" kissing is a prelude, for lesbians it is almost maximum, it is practically their way of coitus. I think that makes the difference. Coitus in taxi is dangerous for traffic, because it disturbs driver much more. :-) That is the explanation.